- I have yet to see a vampire "feed" and not ruin their clothing with blood all over them. How can they afford to stay in clothing?! Even if most of them are rich, multiple outfits a night would really add up.
- Periods - I imagine that would be like being around fresh baking cookies. The allure would be too much... no one ever talks about that and only bad soft porns have a vampire feed below the neck.
- True Blood - Remember when the show had vampires drinking True Blood. Whatever happened with that?
- They only come out at night? At least most of them do but how would they ever be able to purchase that clothing they need, have a job... or buy a house? I guess they just steal.
- Crying... why do some of them cry blood? What is there make up?
- The contradictions of different vampire stories make me laugh.... I try and pretend that perhaps there are just different "types" but still it's funny.
- Why are they so wasteful? So much blood is lost when feeding, why aren't they attempting to safe the extra blood? You know kind of like a doggie bag?
The sexiest - Brad Pitt, Kate Beckinsale
Beautiful child vampire - Kristen Dunst
Who do I want to see as a vampire - Johnny Depp
Funniest vampires - Al Lewis, Leslie Nielsen
The best vampire story I ever read described them as having a sharp stinger-like thing on the underside of the tongue. Feeding was done during whatever activity they happened to be indulging when - they could feed from any vein on the body and did not need to kill the individual. The feedee was simply put into a hypnotic state and the stinger had an anestitic quality so it left only a smally itchy mark, like an ant bite. Kind of convenient - could feed off of the same person multiple times...and no mess.
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